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Due to in-suppressible apathy, I decided to write an exposé on the most brutal warmonger in the history of e-Sim. I admit that I have fell a victim to journalistic-sensationalism simply based off of the title of this article. But, I do so to ensure the word be heard and for a change, I'm not referring to the bird. Instead, I'm referring to the vulture. The one that the people both love and hate. However, the hate he garners is due to his inability to provide more than what he already has provided. I, for one, hate him solely for what he has provided us, War.

I'm sure your thinking that Admin did not create war. And, that war is instead built by the power-hungry governments, money-grubbing merchants and heartless soldiers. I fully agree.

Admin might not have 'created' war. However, Admin did create the power that led governments to go insane and money to make merchants greedy and the statistical data that made citizens into heartless soldiers.

War benefits Admin more than it benefits any single nation, any merchant and any soldier. He benefits both physically and psychologically.

Every time a newspaper is created to spread bullsh*t propaganda, gold goes straight to his pocket.
Every time special items are bought, gold goes straight to his pocket.
Every time a military unit is created, gold goes straight to his pocket.
Every time a company is created in the name of war, gold goes straight to his pocket.
Every time war is declared, gold goes straight to his pocket.
Every time RW is declared, gold goes straight to his pocket.
Above all, Every time fighting ensues, his dark twisted sadomasochistic psychopathic thirst is quenched.

You could argue that he gives that gold back through achievements, medals, etc.
That is nothing more than bait. Yes, bait. To reel you into keeping the twisted-cycle of war going. He wants you to chase after the medals, the achievements, the high rankings, the fame, the (illusion) of fortune. He enjoys the sight of one man stripping the rights of another. He benefits from it.

Ladies and Gentlemen, take a stand with me to prosecute the worst war-criminal that this world has ever seen.
Let us put him behind bars, in a hole, on-top of a stake or hanging by ropes.
Let us join together and say no to his strings that he has us held by.
Let us say no to working day and night to get medals and achievements and rankings.
Let us say no to war but rather sit around singing kumbaya as we(humans) were meant to. (too far?)

Love,
logomaster304

Endnote: This article is purely written for satire and entertainment. Do not take it seriously (unless you feel the urge to) and please take your time to share the article in hopes that someone else can make some sense of wtf this b.s. article is trying to convey. Hope you enjoyed it either way.

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