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Jak niektorzy z was pewnie zauwazyli, gazetka zmienila nazwe i logo - stalo sie tak poniewaz, wyczerpaly mi sie wierszyki i inne takie tam do Jokera, natomiast wpadlem na nowy pomysl, wiec od dzisiaj, na lamach mojej gazetki co jakis czas (3-4 dni), beda sie ukazywac artykuly z roznych serii (tak jak programy w telewizji). W gazetce SajberBajer, bedziecie mogli czytac m-in:
- Ingerencja => rozne dochodzenia, prowadzone przez mnie w e-simie.
- SajberBajer News => Newsy ^^
- HejterLive! => kolejny mini program, troche mniej moralny ^^
- trololo live i ¾ => nieregularny mini program, nigdy nie wiesz kiedy cie zrobia w ch*a ^^
- STOP 40xIRC => czyli IRC bez kropki nad i => wpadki tych malych i duzych xD
Impicz Ursek`a, to juz przeszlosc, Regit prezydentem takze, czas na Kozarza, aczkolwiek kongres nie proznuje i juz szuka powodu by zrobic impicz. Wezmy pod uwage ze Regit byl prezydentem przez 6 minut ^^, a planowany impicz Kozarza, bedzie uzasadniony tym ze Kozarz w nocy spal, a przeciez prezydent powinien byc na warcie. Na pocieszenie dodam, ze nie jestesmy jedyni, a kongres daje przyklad slabszym kraja, tak!,Meksyk nas kopiuje i tez ma nowego prezydenta! Pytanie czy to nasz kongres chce tu zrobic Meksyk, czy ich kongrech chce zrobic w Meksyku Polske, trzeba by postawic przed naszymi drogimi kongresmanami
Poszla w gore cena chlebkow, przedsiebiorcy sie smieja, chlopi szaleja, a wodka sie leje. Ludzie twierdza ze ceny wracaja do norm. Czyzby? Ktoz to wie.
Popyt na Estaty, jest nie zaspakajany, bogaci chca zabrac BH biednym. A tymczasem Admin troluje wszytkich, bo aby wybudowac Estate kamienia trzeba 2x wiecej niz drewna na goralska chate.
Lecimy w gume? Moze jakies ciekawe hasla? Hmm nie glupi pomysl! Wrazliwych, kobiety i dzieci prosimy o opuszczenie sali xD.
1.Przepijemy Litwinowi domek sliczny, domek sliczny, domek sliczny, i zrobimy z tego domku, dom publiczny, jeszcze dzis, jeszcze dzis, jeszcze dzis.
2.Mowia o nim w miescie, boze co za grzyb, brudny nie domyty, litewski typ
3.Herbata stygnie, zapada zmrok, a my litwina bic, obowiazek obowiazkiem jest, wodke trzeba pic
4.Juz teraz wiem ze dni sa tylko po to, by litwina lopata po lbie kazda noca, nie znam slow co maja jakis wiekszy sens
5.My polacy, co pedzimy bimber w lasach, my polacy podbijemy caly swiat!
6.Sing Sing nazywaja go, bo ma w oczach takie litewskie zlo.
1.Nic naprawde nic nie pomoze, jesli ty nie pomozesz dzis sPolsce
2.Bo do wojny trzeba dwojga, wrogich cial, i chetnych serc!
Ostatnie male ogloszenie, reklama w gazetce kosztuje 1g/1 wydanie, Pisac pierw na PW, w kazdym wydaniu tylko jedna reklama. Teksty anty-litewskie nie maja podtekstu rasistowskiego, maja poprostu zagrzewac do walki.
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
