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Nekateri berejo stripe o Supermanu.Superman bere stripe o Chucku Norrisu.
Chuck Noris ni nikoli dobil oskarta,ker mu nihΔe ne upa dati kovinskega predmeta v roke.
Ko se Chuck Norris pogleda v ogledalo,se steklo trese,ker se boji biti med dvema Chuckoma Norrisoma.
ParkirišΔe za invalide ni namenjeno njim,ampak je to parkirni prostor Chucka Norrisa.Znak samo kaΕΎe,kaj se ti bo zgodilo,Δe boš parkiral tam.
Ko ti Chuck Norris pokaΕΎe sredinca,ti v resnici pokaΕΎe,koliko sekund boš še ΕΎivel.
Koledar Chucka Norrisa gre iz 31. marca takoj na 2. april,ker se z njim nihΔe ne upa šaliti.
Chuck Norris igra rusko ruleto s polnim bobnom in zmaga.
Chuck Norris je zmagal 4 v vrsto v treh potezah.
Chuck Norris se še nikoli ni umil,ker voda beΕΎi pred njim,pa vendar ni umazan,ker umazanija ne zaostaja za vodo.
Chuck Norris lahko naredi samomor iz zasede.
Chuck Norris ne dobi sonΔnih opeklin.Sonce dobi Chuck Norris opekline.
Strela ne udari v Chucka Norrisa.On udari v strelo.
Chuck Norris te lahko ubije s katerim koli delom telesa v eni sekundi.Δe je dobre volje,ti dovoli da sam izbereš.
Policija vsakogar ki napade Chucka Norrisa kot CD 45-11...samomor
Chuck Norris lahko ubija s pogledom in to za 3 generacije naprej.
Chuck Norris nima antivirusnega sistema v raΔunalniku.Ko virus pride se ga tako ustraši,da se obrne in uide.
Δe ne bi bilo Chucka Norrisa bi na zemlji ΕΎivelo 11 miljard ljudi.
Evolucija ne obstaja.Chuck Norris ima seznam bitij,ki jim dovoli ΕΎiveti.
Zemlja se vrti ker Chuck Norris tako hoΔe.
Chuck Norris ne bere knjig.Tako dolgo strmi v njih,da dobi vse informacije,ki jih rabi.
Chuck Norris je Velikega brata nominiral za izhod iz hiše
Bog je hotel ustvariti svet v 10 dneh. Chuck Norris mu je dal 6 dni Δasa.
Chuck Norris lahko deli z niΔlo.
Chuck Norris je tako nevaren, da ovce njega štejejo, ko grejo spat.
Na Kitajskem je obstajala legenda: Zmaj bo rodil Δloveka, ki bo odrastel in premagal zlo na svetu. Ta Δlovek ni Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris je ubil tega Δloveka.
AmeriΔani so se leta 1945 odloΔevali: naj na Japonsko vrΕΎejo atomsko bombo, ali naj pošljejo Chucka Norrisa? OdloΔili so se za bolj humano moΕΎnost.
Chuck Norris uporablja Mr. Muscolo kot kapljice za oΔi.
Chuck Norris je ΕΎe bil na Marsu. Zato tam ni sledov ΕΎivljenja.
Solze Chucka Norrisa zdravijo raka. Škoda samo, ker Chuck Norris še nikoli v ΕΎivljenju ni jokal.
Chuck Norris se ne napenja, ko serje. Drek mu zaradi prestrašenosti sam beΕΎi iz riti.
Ε½irafe so nastale, ko je Chuck Norris usekal konja v brado.
Otroci nosijo piΕΎamo z likom Supermana. Superman nosi piΕΎamo z likom Chucka Norrisa.
Ko Chuck Norris reΕΎe Δebulo, ne joka on – ampak Δebula.
Kaj je to – videt je kot pišΔanec, diši kot pišΔanec, okus ima kot pišΔanec? Δe Chuck Norris reΔe, da je to govedina – potem je to govedina.
Ljudje molijo k bogu. Bog moli k Chucku Norrisu.
Chuck Norris ne verjame v boga. Bog verjame v Chucka Norrisa.
Chuck Norris je nekoΔ sestrelil letalo tako, da je dvignil prst in rekel: »Bang!«
Chuck Norris lahko z eno ptico ubije dva kamna.
Chuck Norris-ov pes je sam streniran, da poΔisti drek za sabo. Chuck Norris ne Δisti nobena sranja.
Chuck Norris je ubil Hitlerja, sam neonacisti tega noΔejo priznati!
06.06.06 je prišel hudiΔ, da bi zaΔel apokalipso, pa je sreΔal Chuck Norrisa...
Strela ne udari Chuck Norrisa, ampak Chuck Norris strelo.
Zakaj kupuje Slovenska vojska nove oklepnike? Ker nimajo Chuck Norrisa.
CHUCK NORRIS je prvi sesul windowse!
Ce vprasas Chuck Norrisa koliko je ura, ti bo odgovoril "Dve sekundi do!", in ko ga vprasas "Do Δesa?" ti bo s krošejem gobec razbil!
Chuck Norris je edini Δlovek, ki je preΕΎivel splav svoje matere.
Chuck Norris lahko vrΕΎe trojko iz prostega meta
Chuck Norris je hitrejši od sekunde za pol ure
chuck norris edini z-eksa vodo iz pipe
KoΔevski medvedi opozarjajo oblasti, da Chuck Norris v zadnjem Δasu vedno pogosteje zaide v njihov ΕΎivljenjski prostor, zaradi Δesar so zelo v skrbeh, predvsem se bojijo za svoje otroke.
Chuck Norris te lahko zadavi z brezΕΎiΔnim telefonom
Chuck Norris je vΔeraj umrl. Danes si je premislil.
Chuck Norris je kršil javni red in mir v zasebnih prostorih. Ob prihodu Policije je le te odpeljal na iztreznitev jim napisal plaΔilni nalog in podal predlog h sodniku za prekrške.
Justin Bieber je ΕΎiv samo zato, ker Chuck Norris ne tepe ΕΎensk
Chuck Norris spije coca colo tak da mehurΔki ostanejo
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
