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VICI
VRATAR
Črnogorec je na zavodu za zaposlovanje iskal službo in povedal:
"Rad bi službo v kateri ne bo treba nič delati!"
Na zavodu so mu dali delo vratarja na pokopališču, toda že drugi dan je dal odpoved. Ko so ga vprašali zakaj, je pojasnil:
"Kakšen posel ste mi dali! Vsi ležijo, samo jaz moram delati!"
REŠITEV PROBLEMA
"No" reče psihiater pacientki, "v čem je vaš zakonski problem?"
"Veste, moj mož si predstavlja, da je avto."
"In koliko je star?"
"Šestdeset let."
"Odpeljite ga na odpad in si kupite nov avto!"
LAŽNIVEC
"Ti si tako sladka, mila, nežna, simpatična....!" Je žvrgolel Peter svojemu dekletu.
"To mi je povedal že Mitja."
"Nikar mu ne verjemi. On je največji lažnivec v mestu!"
BELA
Sin je pred poroko vprašal očeta:
"Zakaj so neveste oblečene v belo?"
"Mar ne veš, kakšne barve so gospodinjski aparati?"
SPOZNAL GA JE
Na razpravo pripeljejo potepuha, osumljenega uboja iz koristoljubja.
"Ali poznate ta nož?" ga vpraša sodnik in mu pokaže večji nož.
"Ne."
"Torej zanikate. Peljite ga nazaj v zapor!"
Teden dni kasneje ga spet pripeljejo pred sodnika, sodnik mu pokaže nož in ga spet vpraša:
"Ali poznate ta nož?"
"Da."
"Torej priznavate. In od kod poznate ta nož?"
"Vi ste mi ga pokazali prejšnji teden."
"Kaj je to:Rop ima kratkega, Schwarzenegger ima dolgega, zakonski pari ga ponavadi uporabljajo skupaj, device ga imajo samo zase, Madonna ga nima in papež ga nikoli ne uporablja?"
"Priimek!"
PREGLED
Pacientka je prišla k doktorju na ginekološki pregled. Brez besed se je slekla, razkrečila noge in rekla:
"No, doktor, ali me ne boste pregledali?"
"Žal boste morali malo počakati, da pride doktor. Jaz sem namreč malar!"
RES OBSTAJA
Jetija se srečata v Himalaji in eden reče:
"Včeraj sem srečal Humarja iz Slovenije!"
"Kaj? Ali on res obstaja?"
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
