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By: White House Press Secretary --
InternationalRanger
Official Soundtrack: Star Spangled Banner - America
Unofficial Soundtrack:We the People - Mudayve
Governmental Swaps
We've had a few governmental swaps,
Shylock is outta Media, InternationalRanger is out of the State Department and into Media, and 
Talio Extremist is into the State Department. How does something like happen? Well it just does, accept it as a game of giant musical chairs the government likes to play and move onto important stuff.
State Department and Allies
This week we've renewed the MPPs with Mexico, Iran, the UK, and Greece. We expect our relations with these countries to grow and prosper and will gladly help defend their nation from unwanted aggression as they would defend us.
It cannot be stressed how important the State Department staff are to the success of the USA as a nation. Individuals within the State Department spend time with other countries, learning some of their odd senses of humors, and strengthening our bonds. These individuals insure the US is strong and that the President is informed in all the options available to him at any given time. Believe it or not there is even room for more members, send a message over to
Mark Michaelson for more information and a position within the state department.
Country Spotlight: Sweden
Our northern brethren over in Sweden have had their hands busy over the past few weeks against Alpha aggression. Just as we fight against Portugal to defend Ireland and the UK, Sweden fights to defend their own homeland in a daily struggle against the Lithuanian aggressors.
The mighty warriors of Sweden, whom can normally find themselves on a nearly even footing with Sigma help, have recently fallen on hard times. To begin with two of their best MU's were liquidated and then the leader's choose to fight for Lithuania. The first MU was dealing nearly 5 M damage a day on their own with only ten members, but when the leaders decided to liquidate everything that number quickly slipped as supplies no longer existed for these once formidable leaders. You may be asking yourself why did this tragedy befall Sweden? Was it due to a hacked account? Spies? Basic evil doers?
No, the poor Swedes were assailed by boredom. The leaders of these MU's were bored and disappointed in the leadership of the country, instead of doing the civil thing and handing over the MU's or expressing discontent in other ways they intended to seize power by destroying the country.
A message to our Swedish bro's out there, we've been a but busy with Portugal but we cannot ignore you situation any longer. We will stand by you as you rise again and shove that Swedish boot straight into Lithuania. To the land of snow, scantily clad women, and funny accents we salute you.
Department of Misinformation Web
Doyou have individual thoughts? Do you believe that you know what is bestfor your country? Think again! The Emir always knows best -- but the Emir has forced a poor scribe named
Feefaroni to write a guide on how to play the game in a manner best suited for you!
Click the banner above this text! (which can be read by a blind camel)
Operation Malnutrition
While the Malik personally would not care if you died of hunger, his top advisers (now deceased) informed him that a malnourished population produced 100% more items than a dead population. So, Khaled decided that it would be a great thing too have a government program to feed the hungry and to keep away those pesky Western internet activists.
To get your scraps of bread, click the banner above (which coincidentally can also be read by a blind camel)
The Malik’s Writing Prize
Seeing as we are an accepting (and slightly overarching) goverment, we are offering prizes to the more intelligent members of our society (to entice them into revealing themselves.) This will be very similar to last month’s “Pulitzer Prize” -- but the Malik thought it best if we got rid of that Hungarian-American and instead replaced the namesake with a more intelligent person (i.e. our great leader, Khaled Ibrahim)
We will be offering 5 Gold prizes to:
a) The most interesting and captivating rebel.
Bonus Prize: Brain Hemmorage.
b) The most loyal and endearing article to the regime.
Bonus Prize: Monthly writer’s stipend.
InternationalRanger
Secretary of Media
Khaled Ibrahim
Emir, The Leader of the Righteous Path.
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
