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[AFDM] The New Order
By: Filthy Rich




Howdy folks,

You would think this is some troll article about the government or some miscellaneous foreigner spamming our nation’s media with some comic strip he absolutely finds hilarious -- but it isn’t! This article -- the article -- is about a moment in eUS history that will be forgotten shortly after this article is through with its two day lifespan.


New Order, Old Tastes



I am taking over the “Freedom Party” (not to be confused with the Freedom Stands United Party), and transforming it into an 80s themed political party -- complete with reaganomics, bad hair styles, and lots of vinyl.

Considering it’s almost summer time -- I’ve decided that we will be going into this first month likeBoys of the Summer and we are going to enjoy it like theSummer of ‘69 . We won’t age and zombify like those large parties -- because are going to be Forever Young.


My Objectives as Party President:



a) Increase the number of people wearing 80s-esque avatars by 14%.




b) Increase the mullet-to-buzzcut ratio


c) Replace cotton with the much more stylish leather.




d) Increase the number of people in the United States with over 400+ songs about love, lust, etc.


If you like this idea, feel to join myBizzarre Love Triangle -- and Jump into the “Freedom Party” -- which will soon be turned to “New Order” -- and will be renamed a different artist each and every day!

Your support would and will be appreciated!

Depeche
Pretty Kool Guy







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