[AFDM] New Order
Posted 1 year ago by
[AFDM] The New Order
By: Filthy Rich
You would think this is some troll article about the government or some miscellaneous foreigner spamming our nation’s media with some comic strip he absolutely finds hilarious -- but it isn’t! This article -- the article -- is about a moment in eUS history that will be forgotten shortly after this article is through with its two day lifespan.
New Order, Old Tastes
I am taking over the “Freedom Party” (not to be confused with the Freedom Stands United Party), and transforming it into an 80s themed political party -- complete with reaganomics, bad hair styles, and lots of vinyl.
Considering it’s almost summer time -- I’ve decided that we will be going into this first month likeBoys of the Summer and we are going to enjoy it like theSummer of ‘69 . We won’t age and zombify like those large parties -- because are going to be Forever Young.
My Objectives as Party President:
a) Increase the number of people wearing 80s-esque avatars by 14%.
b) Increase the mullet-to-buzzcut ratio
c) Replace cotton with the much more stylish leather.
d) Increase the number of people in the United States with over 400+ songs about love, lust, etc.
If you like this idea, feel to join myBizzarre Love Triangle
-- and Jump
into the “Freedom Party” -- which will soon be turned to “New Order” -- and will be renamed a different artist each and every day!
Your support would and will be appreciated!
Pretty Kool Guy
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