I would like to inform the public that I, Filthy Rich, am running for the office of the President of the United States and that I would request your vote and support on the fifth of this month. I have been an active and otherwise honest* character in our community with our communal interests in mind. I have seen active members of society shunned and cast off as “imbeciles” and “idiots”. I am tired of the abuse of those that should really be at the top of society.
As President, I plan on instituting a government based on national socialism. We shall nationalize our lands so that the populace can truly expand at its hearts content. We shall take from the rich and give to the poor to equalize the social setting in the United States and force those who have received monetary aid from the government to pay back massive interest. The era of decadence is over and I shall move this government out of its backwater nature and move it forward on the back of those who are in my cabinet and the will of the American people.
Topics of Interest
I want the economy to look like this.
Given the extreme and tumultuous nature of our economy, I would want none other than the brightest minds managing our nation's wealth -- and thus have picked cheesebman
to manage our large reserves of gold and currency. Aiding him will be the intelligible smooth32
, who has done much for our country so far.
Secretary of the Treasury: cheesebman
Deputy Secretary of the Treasury: smooth32
USA Org Manager: Hekter
Hekter is the Master of Ceremonies in the field of Money. Making it dance to his beat and multiplyin' it a hundred fold, givin' out loans to big business and making fun of the little guy. He pushes you down and takes the taxes from your pocket. This guy will make the treasury grow at an alarming rate!
The military of the future.
Our nation has removed itself from the Russians, and has gained territory in Canada. I plan on continuing this trend by conquering all of Canada and Russia. Russia is a weak nation, says my new Secretary of Defense, Supreme Field Marshall Horowitz. Now is the ripest time to attack the Russians and the Canadians whose women are both rather cold.
Secretary of Defense: ★ logomaster304
Deputy Secretary of Defense: InsaneParrot
US Army Commander: Pike
West Point Commander: Jenny
Since the objective of this term is to wipe the Russians off the face of the world -- both militarily and diplomatically, I shall unveil my new Secretary of State, macer20
, he has already isolated himself from the pig-disgusting Soviets and plans on invading all of Canada. This matches perfectly with his experience in foreign affairs which actually includes writing a paper! He is the perfect candidate for this position!
Secretary of State: macer20
Dep Secretary of State: Mason Hales
Ultra-Fascist Foreign Minister: Mr Kittybottoms
Why is Mr. Kittybottoms the Foreign Minister? I’ll tell you why! He’s the cool cat everyone wants to be like. He puts the meow in genocide. He puts the rape in pillage and he tears everything in his way down. He gets the info that I need so that we can get better deals and stuff. Everyone needs a hulk in foreign affairs. This hulk is big, fluffy and says “meow” a bit too much for my tastes.
I don’t care about the poor
I hate the poor -- so instead, I am gonna waste all the funds on giant parties. My Master of Ceremonies will be Pizza_the_Hut, ‘cause he’s a baller and a good DJ. Just sayin’. Cuz’ the ballers be ballin’ and we gotta party.
I’d like to close this article on this note:
a) Russia is a fgt. We can crush it.
b) Canada is a fgt. We can crush it.
c) Band of Brothers shall get federal funding.
d) TOPGUN shall get federal funding.
e) Sons of Liberty shall get federal funding.
f) I will give you seventy virgins if you vote for me.
PS: Did I forget an office? Yeah, I am gonna do that sh*t.
PSS: Did my document offend you? If so, contact me, because I actually care.
PSSS: Have more questions or wanna ask me why I picked a certain person? Feel free to message me!
PS^4: This article is not my true cabinet, nor my real purpose on running -- you'll get that on Thursday at the debate.
PS^5: Thank you Wreckbeard for supporting my run for the Presidency, I know you won't regret it when you sponsor me on Thursday
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