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France
- So let's do that: Half of letters we can read nobody know how, and second half we will not read.
- Ye, and sometimes some diacritic
English
- We wont think so many about letters, it should be easy, the vowels intone random it will be more COOL and the word meaning could be change by preposition
-COOL!
Japanese
-Maybe we will speak all words in the same intonation? Like the dogs barking?
-Yea, and everybody will be scared... thats it!
Chinese
-The letters doesnt important. Lets language looks like noises of nature.
-No, no, the letters are important and there should be many, but symbolically. Check this out, can You see this drawing? It is a cow. There is a sum, and this can be a house. It will be a table word...
Italian
-Every words have to end by a vowel
-Ok, and lets wave hands, its so hot, yea?
Spanish
-F**k this, lets begin from Italian...
Germany
-Expansion! We need a lot of space, our language need space. The words have to be long and join together like "I'mgoingtoshopforbeer" or "Helgalet'sgobang"
Russian
-The words will be join together in random order. Only the full Intonation will give a full viev.
-And suffix and prefix!
-TAKTOCZNA! (?)
Bulgaria
-We dont want to think, lets speak Russian. Practically we speaking Russian.
-Not really, we are speaking like retarded Russian.
-Sure we are... Lets leave this.
Polish
-It can be a slavonic language. But make some problems Russian, lets exchange the letters.
Czech Republic
-Lets make a joke for Poland
Hungarian
- Halászlé a másnaposságot. Egyébként én meg fog halni.
- What is he taking about?
- He stammering, he is drunk from two days I think he is hungry now.
-wait a second... this is good idea!
Wersja PL
Dlaczego nie możemy wszyscy rozmawiać w jędnym języku? Oto geneza:
FRANCUSKI
- To robimy tak. Połowę liter będziemy czytać ch.. go wie jak, a drugiej połowy w ogóle nie będziemy czytać.
- No. I od czasu do czasu kreska na górze.
ANGIELSKI
- Liter nie będziemy dużo wymyślać. Ma być prosto. Samogłoski intonujemy losowo. Będzie tak bardziej cool. I żeby znaczenie słowa zmieniało się w zależności od przyimka i statusu społecznego.
- Cool!
JAPOŃSKI
- A jak byśmy wszystkie słowa mówili w tej samej tonacji? Tak jak pies szczeka?
- Nooo... to by się wszyscy bali. I o to chodzi.
CHIŃSKI
- Literami zajmiemy się później. Po prostu niech język naśladuje odgłosy natury.
- Nie, nie! Litery są ważne. Musi być ich dużo, ale symboliczne. O na przykład taką wymyśliłem. Widzicie ten rysunek? Tu jest pług. Tu krowa. Tu słońce. To będzie wyraz STÓŁ.
WŁOSKI
- Wszystkie słowa muszą kończyć się na samogłoskę.
- Dobrze. I dużo machamy rękami. Bo jest gorąco, co nie?
HISZPAŃSKI
- A jeb... to. Najpierw wymyślmy włoski.
NIEMCY
- Ekspansja. Potrzebujemy przestrzeni. Nasz język potrzebuje przestrzeni. Wyrazy muszą być długie i połączone. Np : Idękupićziemniakidosupermartketu. Helgachceszsięruchać?
ROSYJSKI
- Wyrazy dajemy w losowej kolejności. Dopiero odpowiednia intonacja da pełny obraz.
- No i przyrostki i przedrostki !
- TAKTOCZNA!
BUŁGARSKI
- A co mamy wymyślać. Mówmy po rosyjsku. Przecież my praktycznie mówimy po rosyjsku.
- No nie do końca. Mówimy jak upośledzeni Rosjanie.
- No faktycznie. Niech tak zostanie.
POLSKI
- Dobra, niech to będzie język słowiański. Ale niech ruscy mają problem. Litery pozamieniamy.
CZESKI
- Rozbawimy Polaków?
WĘGIERSKI
- Halászlé a másnaposságot. Egyébként én meg fog halni.
- Co on bredzi?
- Bełkocze. Pijany od wczoraj. Ochlał się tokaju to głodny jest.
- Zaraz, zaraz ... to jest idea ...
About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. Its creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
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