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Nato je vzdihnil: “O Bog, izpolni mi eno željo. Imam samo eno željo.”.
Takrat zagrmi, se zabliska in se prikaže bog, ki reče: “Janez, Naredil si veliko dobrega v življenju. Z veseljem ti bom izpolnil kakršnokoli željo.”
Janez pa pravi: “Imam zelo nenavadno željo. Ne vem. če boš lahko to naredil.”
Bog odgovori: “Jaz sem vsemogočen. Naredim lahko karkoli. Vem da si zelo dober človek, zato ti lahko izpolnem kakršnokoli željo. Vem, da imaš dobro službo in veliko plačo. Imaš srečno družino. Žena te ima rada, otroci te imajo radi, vsi ste zelo zdravi. Le kako ti lahko pomagam?”
Janez pa pravi: “Želim si most med Evorpo in Ameriko. Na mostu naj bo 6 pasov na vsaki strani, da ne bo gužve.
Poleg tega mora biti še steza za motoriste, kolesarska steza in steza za pešce. Na vsakih 100 km naj bo postavljeno počivališče s črpalko in hotelom.”
Bog odgovori: “Kaj takega človek ne more narediti to lahko edino jaz naredim. Toda pomisli. Marsikje je morje globoko 5 km ali več. Če bom tam postavil stebre, bom ogrožal življenje mnogih morskih živali.”
Bog nadaljuje: “Janez! Od tebe, ki si zelo duhoven in razumevajoč človek sem pričakoval kakšno drugačno bolj nematerialistično željo. Prosim, zaželi si raje kaj drugega.”
Janez pravi: “Imam eno drugo željo vendar ne vem, če mo jo lahko izpolneš.”
Bog odgovori: “Janez! Jaz sem vsemogočen. Izpolnim ti lahko karkoli.”
Janes razmišlja in nato reče: “Rad bi razumel ženske. Rad bi vedel zakaj je včasih brez razloga slabe volje. Rad bi vedel, kaj razmišlja takrat, ko me samo gleda in nič ne reče.”
Bog nekaj časa razmišlja nato zajoka in odgovori: “Janez! Kakšne luči bi rad imel na mostu?”
Kaj imata skupnega blondinka in atomska elektrarna?
Vse, na začetku zelo draga investicija, nato drago vzdrževanje, po 20 letih pa ne veš, kam z odpadki.
Sin očetu:
“Ata katera je najhujša poškodba pri šahu?”
“Izpah čeljusti zaradi zehanja.”
Reče Mujo učiteljici: ‘Jaz bom prvi človek ki bo pristal na Soncu’.
Učiteljica mu odvrne: ‘Kako!? To ja vendar ni mogoče vas bo ja zažgalo.’
Mujo: ‘Jaz bom pristal ponoči’.
Greta po cesti hladilnik in pralni stroj pa hladilnik povozi tovornjak pa si pralni stroj poje “Da pralni stroj do dlje živel dodaj kalgon”.
ZA MALO STAREJŠE
Kliče Mujo Hasota: ‘Haso ali bi mi prišel pomagat drva cepit?’
Haso: ‘Ne ne morem imam spolno bolezen.
Mujo ga pokliče naslednji dan in ga ponovno vpraša: ‘Bi mi prišel drva cepit?’.
Ne morem imam spolno bolezen, Odgovori Haso. Nato ga pokliče tretjič in ga še zadnjič vpraša, če bi mu prišel pomagat drva cepit.
Haso: ‘Ne morem imam spolno bolezen. ‘
Mujo se razjezi: ‘Katera je potem ta tvoja spolna bolezen?’
Haso pa odgovori:’ Boli me k….za tvoja drva’.
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. Its creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
