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有一天小新問爸爸：「爸，【生氣】、【憤怒】、【抓狂】以及【哭笑不得】有什麼不同？」
爸爸說：「我做個實驗給你看，就容易懂了。」
於是他開翻電話簿，隨便找一個姓林的電話號碼，便撥了電話過去。電話接通後，爸爸按擴音鍵讓小新聽清楚。
爸爸：「請問史特龍在嗎？」
對方：「你打錯了！」
爸爸：「少來了，史特龍在嗎？」
對方：「跟你說你打錯了！」說著就把電話掛了。
之後，爸爸立刻又打電話過去。
爸爸：「請問史特龍在嗎？」
對方：「誰啦！你打錯了。」
爸爸：「請問史特龍在嗎？」
對方：「吼，神經病。」又把電話掛了。
爸爸馬上又撥了一通
爸爸：「請問史特龍在嗎？」
對方：「你到底是誰？少無聊了！」
爸爸：「我是布魯斯威利，我要找史特龍」
對方：「白癡啊，我還阿諾史瓦辛格咧！你別再打了！」
說完，就把電話甩上。
爸爸告訴小新：「這就是生氣。接下來，讓你看看，什麼叫憤怒吧！」
爸爸又撥一通電話過去
爸爸：「請問史特龍在嗎？」
對方：「你欠扁是不是？要找史特龍打去美國啦！吼唷～再打來，給我試試看！」
說完就更用力的甩上電話。
爸爸告訴小新：「這就憤怒。接下來，讓你看看什麼叫抓狂吧！」
接著，爸爸又撥了一通電話，這次隔了一段時間才有人接，電話一接通。
對方：「你到底是怎樣啦！你再打我就報警喔....」正當他破口大罵的同時
爸爸：「請問，是林公館嗎？」
對方：「喔，真是很抱歉！因為剛有人惡作劇，我不是故意要罵你的」
爸爸：「沒關係，請問史特龍在嗎？」
對方：「哇！你是剛剛的人？你夠了沒呀你！？」這次沒等他罵完，爸爸就把電話掛了。
「這就是抓狂」爸爸告訴小新：「你懂了嗎？」
「嗯！」小新點點頭：「但什麼是【哭笑不得】呢？」
爸爸笑了笑，又打了同一個號碼，對方快速接起電話
對方：「喂！你故意存心要找麻煩嗎？
爸爸：「我是史特龍，請問剛剛有沒有電話找我？」
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
