Esim - 新歌【杜甫很萌】《每天发现杜甫正在卖萌》
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仅以此曲,怀念我们曾经的语文课本和一去不复返的学生时代。
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每天下班打开家门
发现杜甫正在卖萌
蹲在各大论坛微博更新写真
照片上面经过涂鸦
骑着摩托或者单车
偶尔也会牵着毛驴淡定路过
今天也是这样欢脱
又被许多基友@
居然惊动汪伦亲自为他写歌
杜甫好像并不开心
甚至有一点点失落
蹲在茅坑旁边闷闷不乐
每天回家都会看到我的杜甫老婆
费劲脑汁来把造型琢磨
昨天装成金闪闪
摆出了经典POSE
今天又将会变装成什么样子
有时候变身凹凸曼
有时候是音乐宅男
有时变成科比正要试图抢断
偶尔也会变个性别
COS一下东方系列
容嬷嬷的妆容也是突破天界
前几天忽然又装嫩
想起高中的时候来
照了一组照片叫做高中时代
在网上偷偷买了枪
假装是CS大战
结果被送水工吓到瘫软
每天回家都会看到我的杜甫老婆
费劲脑汁来把造型琢磨
今天化妆成夜神月
背后跟着一个琉克
吓得我差点去见了阎罗
每天登陆我的微博
里面全是杜甫老婆
照片涂鸦显示他是多么欢乐
可是回头看我的他
身影显得十分落寞
其中原因到底究竟因为什么
汪伦上线偷偷的说
杜甫人品实在难得
要我好好珍惜现在美好生活
如果杜甫他不开心
原因一定是因为我
这个老公当得太不够格
每天回家都会看到我的杜甫老婆
卖萌时候透着一点寂寞
难道是因为我教无聊的语文课
留下他一人在家太孤单的错吗
每天回家都会看到我的杜甫老婆
相片涂鸦挂在论坛微博
把大家无聊的语文课都变得十分欢乐
诗词歌赋这样背也不错
每天回家都会看到我的杜甫老婆
费劲心思为我播种快乐
作为回报没有别的
我也登陆上了微博
对着杜甫勇敢大声的说
————杜甫,李白喊你回家吃饭!

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