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Kära Mor och Far (i plural),
Som ni tidigare har kunnat läsa i min nyhetsblaska är jag Svenska statens förstfödda bebis. Vad det betyder är att staten tjänar 10% royalties på allt Gold jag drar in (och STIM-pengar på alla mina svordomar).
Detta kan ni tacka Professor Greven1 för, eftersom det är han som med idogt arbete för Oetiska Barnaproduktionsdepartementets räkning har lyckats övertyga landets styrande elit om förträffligheten i att skapa ett state-of-the-art laboratorium - The Swedishburg - där Sverige numera kan avla fram statliga bebisar som en följd av professorns oförlikneliga kunskaper inom avancerad biogenetik.
En kongressplats till bebisen innebär alltså att staten tjänar 0.5 gold!
En annan fördel med att rösta bebisen till Riksdagen är att jag har blivit matad med underliga svampar och diverse suspekta preparat sedan födseln, vilket borgar för en hög aktivitetsgrad och stort engagemang för landets medborgare. Tanken är att vi statliga bebisar, på sikt, skall bli IoMD (Infants of Mass Destruction) som kan hjälpa TSM och SSG att göra kaos med Lizardania.
Som ett led i den processen har undertecknad redan gått med i den nystartade ko-operativea MU:n "Snapphanarna", vars syfte är att propellera medlemmarna högre upp i military rank och därmed öka vår gemensamma slagkraft. Eftersom professorn initierade ett indoktrineringsprogram i The Swedishburg, som gick ut på att spela upp konstanta meddelanden från det att jag var ett 2 veckor gammalt foster till dess att jag föddes, har jag fått ta del av ovärderlig kunskap via pod-serier som t.ex. "Judiska köpmannagillets samlade verk om e-Ekonomi", "Nordiska samfundets fem bästa tips på hur man utrotar Lizardanians", "Den Lille Kommunistens ordlista för Ryska exportfruar", "Polsk riksdag: en 9-månaderskurs i hur man förråder alla sina vänner och bekanta utan att få dåligt samvete" och "Kapitalistiska Kokboken: din guide till Q5 food".
All dennsa komprimerade information har gjort att jag trots min ringa ålder, sisodär tre veckor gammal, besitter strategiskt viktig kunskap som kan komma att gagna Riksdagens ledamöter om folket beslutar sig att rösta mig hela vägen fram till en riksdagsplats.
Därför ber jag allra ödmjukast om ert förtroende imorgon, när ni står i vallokalen och känner politikerhatet bubbla upp inom er som en nyligen vaskad Champagneflaska på Peppes Bodega.
V för Valnad!
Ert kärleksbarn,
Valnadicious Grefvenstierna
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
