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Moja supruga i ja gledali smo "Ko želi postati Milioner" dok smo bili u krevetu. Okrenuo sam se prema njoj i upitao:
"Želite li imati seksualni odnos?"
"Ne", odgovorila je.
Zatim sam pitao: "Je li to vaš konačan odgovor?"
Ovog puta me nije ni pogledala, jednostavno govoreći: "Da",
pa sam rekao: "Onda bih želeo da pozovem prijateljicu".
I tako je počela svađa.....
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Odveo sam suprugu u restoran. Konobar je, iz nekog razloga, prvo mene pitao šta bih želeo da naručim. "Ja bih jedan goveđi stejk, srednje pečen." On mi reče, "Zar se ne plašite od Lude Krave?" "Ne, ona može da naruči sama." I tako je počela svađa..............
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Moja supruga i ja smo sedeli za stolom, na proslavi mature. Moja žena je neprekidno gledala pijanog čoveka koji je sedeo sam za stolom, blizu nas. "Poznaješ li ga?" "Da", uzdahnula je, "On je nekada davno bio moj momak..........Čula sam da se propio čim smo se rastali, i čujem da od tada se nije treznio." "Bože moj", rekoh, " Ko bi poverovao da osoba može tako dugo da slavi." I tako je počela svađa...
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Kada nam se pokvarila kosilica za travu, žena mi je često nabacivala primedbe da je popravim. Ali ja sam uvek imao neka preča posla, uvek nešto važnije od kosilice. Kada sam se vratio kući jednog dana, našao sam suprugu kako sedi u visokoj travi i sa kućnim makazama secka travu. Gledao sem je nemo za kratko, otišao u kuću i doneo joj četkicu za zube i rekoh joj " Kada završiš sa seckanjem trave evo ti pa počisti stazu." I tako je počela svađa...
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Moja supruga je došla i sela pored mena na kauč, dok sam ja menjao kanale. "Šta ima na TV-u?" "Prašina" rekoh. I tako je počela svađa...
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Subota ujutro, ustao sam rano, tiho se obukao, napravio svoju užinu, tiho se izvukao iz kuće do garaže. Zakačio sam čamac za auto i krenuo na pecanje, kad ono nevreme, pljušti kiša, grmi, seva, vetar duva 100 km na sat. Vratim se nazad, uključim u autu radio i čujem da će vreme biti loše ceo dan. Vratim se nazad u kuću, tiho se skinem i skliznem nazad u krevet.......prigrlim leđa svoje žene, sada sa drugačijim osećanjima, i šapnem joj, "Vreme je jako loše".
Moja voljena žena odgovara: "I možes li da veruješ da je moj glupi muž otišao na pecanje?" I tako je počela svađa...
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Kada sam konačno stigao u godine da se penzionišem, otišao sam u Socijalno. Gospođa na šalteru me je pitala za vozačku dozvolu da bih dokazao svoje godine. Potražio sam po džepovima, ali sam dozvolu zaboravio kod kuće. Počeo sam da se izvinjavam i rekao da ću navratiti sutra. Gospođa za šalterom se nasmeši i reče "Otkopčajte košulju". Otkopčavši košulju, pokazaše se moje kovrdžaste srebrne malje. "To je dovoljan dokaz za mene" reče gospođa". Tako da sam bio sav srećan što sam obavio posao oko penzije. Kada sam došao kući, bio sam sav uzbuđen, i ispričah svojoj ženi o iskustvu u Socijalnom... Moja supruga se nasmeje i reče " Trebao si da spustiš pantalone, dobio bi invalidsku penziju." I tako je počela svađa...
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
