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Somewhat Daily Shitty jokes Issue #5 German Edition (Fun)
Posted 1 month ago by
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Random eUSA citizen(who totally exists): Wow i really miss that "Somewhat Daily AWESOME jokes" article i cant wait till for the next issue why has it been so long?!

Me: Well well well Random Citizen WORRY NO LONGER! *queue some insipiring music* Heres one now.

Lets kick things off with our very own Gunny via discord chat:

How many Gers does Germany has? 1 or many? :joy:


You know what lets just Roast Germans in this thread w/e!

Cris Prat's Filthy German Joke here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUKBSJHmGgo P.S I know how to put URL shit i just forgot how dont judge me. Im posting this from me phone.

Translated Version:

Peter says to his grandson, "See all those houses down there? I built those with my bare hands. But do they call me 'Peter the House Builder?' No."
"And you see that church there? I built that with my bare hands. But do they call me 'Peter the Church Builder?' No."
"And you see that wall there? I built that with my bare hands. But do they call me 'Peter the Wall Builder?' No."
"But you f*ck one pig..."



Lets do German MEMES!








Seriously though i was searching for 10 minutes. The internet has absolutely no Funny German memes. Only ones worth a laugh are the nutsy(spam) ones and i dont wanna risk them coming back here anyway. I mean come on we know those are all only about JEWWWS and ovens anyway. CIAO <- german for hello!

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