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在蘇聯,倒亂法寫你!

在美帝,你吃小餅乾;在蘇聯,小餅乾吃你!
在美帝,你用烤爐烤焗麵團;在蘇聯,麵團用烤爐烤焗你!
在美帝,你用電鋸鋸樹;在蘇聯,樹用電鋸鋸你!
在美帝,你用稻草人嚇烏鴉;在蘇聯,稻草用烏鴉人嚇你!
在美帝,你坐在沙發看電視;在蘇聯,沙發坐著你,電視則看著你!
在美帝,你對廁所撒尿;在蘇聯,廁所把尿撒向你!
在美帝,你睡在床上;在蘇聯,床在你身上睡著你!
在美帝,人民選出政府;在蘇聯,政府選出你!
在國外,你吃羊;在蘇聯,羊吃你!
在英國,你用槍斃了瘋牛;在蘇聯,瘋牛用槍斃了你!
在英國,你用刀切生日蛋糕;在蘇聯,生日蛋糕用刀切開你,然後吃掉你!
在日本,痴漢偷窺美少女;在蘇聯,美少女偷窺你!
在日本,你乘上戰艦;在蘇聯,戰艦乘上你!
在國外,你把Windows操到死機;在蘇聯,被民煮操到死機的會是你!
在國外,你有兩頭牛;在蘇聯,牛有兩個你!
在國外,你追巴士;在蘇聯,巴士追你!
在日本,怪叔叔把怪獸秀給蘿莉;在蘇聯,蘿莉會把禁止事項秀給你!
在中國,丁丁是個人才;在蘇聯,人才都是你!
在偽基,你認識沒有人;在蘇聯,沒有人認識你!
在美帝,你開坦克;在蘇聯,坦克開你!
在美帝,你用坦克發射砲彈;在蘇聯,坦克用砲彈發射你!
在檯灣,5566是火星人;在蘇聯,火星人都是你!
在檯灣,麥當勞都是維尼;在蘇聯,維尼都是麥當勞!
在檯灣,女歌迷瘋你的歌;在蘇聯,瘋女歌迷的歌會是你!
在美帝,你看著老大哥;在蘇聯,老大哥看著你!
在美帝,你偷汽車;在蘇聯,汽車偷你!
在日本,你推倒蘿莉;在蘇聯,蘿莉推倒你!
在美帝,你他媽在逗我,在蘇聯,我他媽在逗你!
在美帝,你上车,在苏联,车上你!
在美帝,你妈B,在苏联B妈你!


在蘇聯,羊吃你!


在美國,你丟學生!

在蘇聯,學生丟你!


在蘇聯,廁所把尿撒向你!


在蘇聯,床在你身上睡著你!


在東德,煙食你!!!


在蘇聯,紅腸切斷你
(這是俄羅斯紅腸)

在中國,倒亂法寫你!

在國外,你監察電腦網絡;在中國,電腦網絡會監察你!
在國外,你在自焚;在天安門,天安門的便衣特警用火燒你!
在國外,修身食物會幫你排毒;在中國,修身食物會毒死你!
在國外,賊打劫你;在中國,官打劫你!
在美帝,你靠坦克碌豬;在中國,坦克碌豬靠你!
照一般情況,紙製食物給鬼吃掉;在中國的情況,吃掉紙製食物的會是你!
照一般情況,政治人物討好人民;在中國的情況,討好政治人物的會是你!

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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