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En este articulo va a haber un contenido que puede provocar miedo, panico, incita al odio, la violencia y el robo...No me responsabilizo por los hechos!!Se recomienda discrecion!!


Primero que nada...



YO LES AVISE!!!

Primera Parte:

Le pedimos 50 pe a la abue
Excepto que tu abuela sea una narco abuela o tu viejo sea pablo escobar...Y ya esta evita la primera parte y pasa a la segunda



No pero para eso lo vamos a usar


Buscamos ese polvito blanco que vende el brayan...

Le pedimos la tarjeta a mama y hacemos linea

Y lo colocamos asi...



PD:Tiene que ser con 100 dolares si lo haces con 2 pe sos un croto y no vas a poder hacer articulos como yo!!

Una vez echo esto...Ingerimos el producto por un orificio de la nariz hasta quedar asi..



Si...Asi me pongo yo...

PD1:Si sos un maricon y no te animas...Hacelo con jugo tang o harina...No mentira...Si no te animas...Haceme el favor de retirarte plis...
PD2:Tienen que llegar al punto de estar asi!!Si o Si!!

Segunda parte:

Le decis a un amigo tuyo que te chupe la verga....(Genera excitacion)(Si sos trolo obviamente...Yo no...Vos por las dudas saltate este paso ya veo que descubrimos algo que nadie sabe...)

Tercera Parte:

Muy bien...Ya debes estar a tal punto de que si te cortas salga FAFA en vez de sangre....
Recomiendo no tomarla yo una vez lo hice y todabia tengo diarrea...

Ahora liberas tu imaginacion...
Que pinte el descontrol...Trae putas...Ok me fui de tema...pero...



Ahora tratas de pensar como el que lee

A COLORR le gusta el bardo...Hay tenes un voto
A juancito1997 Le gustan los buenos ortos hay tenes otro voto
A wasowski le gustan los hombres...Asi que no pongamos nada porque se ofende...
A Luis Plascencia le gustaria tener la foto de sheimi...Pero no se la damos y le recordamos en cada articulo que la tenemos nosotros...
A la gente le pudrio que nombre a Luis Plascencia en cada articulo... Pero lo seguimos nombrando porque si...y si te dicen algo...Se lo pones 5 veces por articulo!!
A tu tia le gusta el pito...Pero no tiene nada que ver con el articulo asi que lo evitamos y cuando terminamos nos lo chupa un rato
A aTx Le gusta el Age Of Empires, pero nos chupa un huevo...

Entienden como es la cosa...No?



Salieron Idiotas!!!

Okey si dijiste que si...Jodete...

Cuarto Paso: No hay cuarto paso asi que pasemos al quinto

Quinto Paso:Amenazar a la gente para que vote tus articulos....Cosa que hoy voy a cambiar...
Si haces un articulo como yo sicario II te va a partir el brazo...

Y si no te gusto...Te mato a la mama, al papa, a la abuelita, a la hermanita...

Si si ya se que dije que no lo iba a hacer pero no pude resistirme...

No juancito1997 ...
No me olvide...
Toma tu comida...



Si si es media turra pero es lo que consegui...Si no te gusta reclamale a Tanito Dvc , es su hermana

Ah otra cosa...
El otro dia revisando articulos viejos me acabo de enterar que me pagas 2 ARS mensuales segun wasowski...
Yo nunca recibi nada...
Quiero mis 2 ARS

Y bueno despues lo entrevistas a carlitos tevez

Carlito como vez tu vuelta a el futbol argentino?

No entendi tu pregunta pero ya sabes que te voy a decir

Que fumas faso?

Aguante el Faso

Y algun boludo te va a comentar...Esa no es tu idea es de marito...
Y le respondemos que nosotros somos marito...
Si es rata se la cree si no quedas como un boludo...Pero bueno, los riesgos del periodismo...

Despues pones que todos los nombrados te deben algo...A lo mejor a vos te pagen y te haces la gita...
A mi nadie me paga...

Produccion terminen el articulo yo no se como hacerlo...



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