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Русский, друг, ты уже читал ее или можешь почитать здесь . Этот материал адаптирован для братьев наших tynоголовеньких заграничных.

The article is full of pain and humiliation.

And now I welcome you to my pissness school. The topic of today's article - is the psychology of wages. More specifically -how the right attitude towards it leads to 1000 Gold profit. ITS NOT A FAKE!

In fact, everything is very simple. The situation is seen through the eyes of both the employer and the employee.


(Me for ALL)


U have a company----> need workers.
Create a job vacancy ----> get workers.


Company alert Citizen MyBest has applied for a job in your company NEWTOWERS SECURITY 5th (minimal skill: 10, salary: 53.65 LTL )


Company name is not so important for the worker, it could even be AlkaidaWeapons or Gits4Gays.
For currency PEOPLE will get to work. But its too early to relax.

You hired an employee - planning your future, paying on time, trying to seduce the sister of your boss and so on.

But one day you wake up and see the following:

Company alert Citizen A**hole has left VinniPunn Q1 Weapons I !


WUUT?? ungrateful bastard? why they leave?? I loved him like a son!


(Will continue with complex analytics)

Take a look at the employee who resigned.
What do you think were his reasons? You know the answer. But let's see.
Our hero took a job at another firm with a salary ... which is now bigger for 0.01 LTV

BIGGEER!! LAAARGER!! COLLOSAL!
Do u understand that??? for only 1 penny!

Rule:
Do not skimp on syour worker. Or communicate with them


That penny for the employer is just a penny, but for the employee - THE PATH TO WEALTH!

Meanwhile this complex analysis is happening in the head of the employee:



1. Exchange rate 1 gold =20 LTV
2. 0.01 LTV=0.0005 gold
3. Processing completed. Optimal solution - to accept the offer.
Argumentation:
0.01 LTV its potentially one hundred gold after 2 000 000 working days, only 5 479 years 5 months 2 weeks and 1 day.

You no longer need words.



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This article was written under the influence of 300 grams Putinkaa and a glass of new 16-year exposure cocktail "YoshiTown".

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