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第一天就写点中文吧~ヽ(^0^)ノ
先将《考试经》奉给诸位学生党♪(´▽｀)
三长一短， 选最短；三短一长，选最长
两长两短就选B；参差不齐就选D
同长为A、同短为B；以抄为主、以蒙为辅
蒙抄结合，一定及格(*°∀°
=3
文科这事是没有标准答案的，so 恶搞起来
题目：
（1）李姐姐瘫痪了;
（2）李姐姐顽强地学习;
（3）李姐姐学会了多门外语;
（4）李姐姐学会了针灸。
（正确答案应该是：李姐姐虽然瘫痪了，但顽强地学习，不仅学会了多门外语，而且还学会了针灸。）
结果有一个孩子写：虽然李姐姐顽强地学会了针灸和多门外语，可她还是瘫痪了。
后来，发现更猛的孩子写道：
李姐姐不但学会了外语，还会了针灸，她那么顽强地学习，终于瘫痪了。
李姐姐之所以瘫痪了，是因为顽强地学习，非但学会了多门外语，甚至学会了针灸。
李姐姐是那么顽强的学习，不但学会了多门外语和针灸，最后还学会了瘫痪。
李姐姐学会了多门外语，学会了针灸，又在顽强地学习瘫痪。
亮点总在最后：
李姐姐通过顽强的学习，学会了多门外语和针灸，结果照着一本外文版针灸书把自己扎瘫痪了！
中文的断句是件很重要的事情
例：
（1）
女朋友很重要吗？ 重要
女朋友很重，要么？ 不要(╯‵□&prime
╯︵┻━┻
（2）
我们中出了一个叛徒 我们（断）中出（断）一个叛徒 我们中（断）出了一个叛徒 ヽ〔ﾟДﾟ〕丿
老汉奸杀了五位同志 老汉奸（断）杀了五个同志 老汉（断）奸杀了五个同志
(3)
新闻：佟大为妻子产下一女
评论：这个佟大是谁？真了不起，太厉害了！！
是啊！好厉害→_→
（4）
已结婚的/和尚未结婚的青年
已结婚的和尚/未结婚的青年
报告组织，这有一位和尚破戒了 (╯‵□&prime
╯︵┻━┻
各位今后好好断句哦~
今天就搬运这么多，去玩战地了 不过如果有第一眼秒懂的各位请去面壁（￢з￢）
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利用报纸之便来做一次广告 (10 years ago)
About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
