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بسم الله الرحمن الرحیم

بچه ها این اصن یه آرتیکل دیه بود
اون زاغارت شد اینو گذاشتم
خداکنه خوشتون بیاد
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اون کولر رو خاموش کن
صدای اذان رو بشنویم!!! 😀
ترفند جدید پدر خانواده
برای خاموش کردن کولر دم افطار! 😐
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آب قطع بود خونمون امروز!
رفتم از یخچال پارچ آب بیارم بریزم تو کولر
اشتباهی گلاب آوردم ریختم…!
هیچی دیگه حالو هوای امامزاده گرفته خونمون !
نایب الزیاره همه هستیم
بابامم الان زیره باد کولر نشسته
داره دعا میخونه
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تو چت روم اسم کاربریمو
گذاشتم عشقممم
موقع ورود می نویسه
سلام عشقممم خوش اومدی
لامصب تموم کمبود محبتامو
پر کرده
کم کم دارم بهش وابسته میشم 😐
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بَ رَ بَ بَ
چیست؟؟
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به معنای برو باباست
که ایرانیها در پاره ای مواقع با دهن کجی،
برای تضعیف روحیه طرف مقابل بکار میبرند!!
الان دارید امتحان میکنید؟؟
تبریک میگم شما یک ایرانیه اصیل هستید… 😀
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این فیلم خارجیا رو دیدی
بچه که خوابش میبره
مادرش اروم میاد یه پتو میکشه
روش یه بوس کوچولوش میکنه میره
حالا من که خوابم میبرد
مادرم یه لاحاف کرثیه200کیلویی از ارتفاع دو متری زاااااارت مینداخت روم
بعدشم بابام که مثلا
حواسش نبود پامو لگد میکرد بعد من که عین جن زده ها از خواب میپریدم
دوتایی با هم میخندیدن میگفتن:
پدر سوخته
خودشو زده بود به خواب هاااااا 😐
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میگم اگه یه پیامبر جدید هم بخواد واسه ایرونی ها بیاد
نه لازمه شتر از لای کوه بکشه بیرون
نه با عصا دریای رو نصفه کنه
همین که قیمت ها رو برگردونه به شش ماه قبل
ملت بهش ایمان میارن 😀
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امروز، مهم‌ترین تکیه‌گاه زندگی‌ام را از دست دادم……
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پشتی صندلی کامپیوتر شکست ….. 😀
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یکی مث یوسف بخاطر خوشگلی و ﺯﮐﺎﻭﺗﺶ، ﺑﺎﯾﺪ ﺑﺸﻪ ﻋﺰﯾﺰ ﻣﺼﺮ…
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ﯾﮑﯽ ﻫﻢ ﻣﺜﻪ ﻣﻦ…
ﺑﺎ ﺍﯾﻦ ﻫﻤﻪ ﺧﻮﺷﮕﻠﯽ ﻭ ﻣﺘﺎﻧﺖ ﻭ ﺟﺬﺍﺑﯿﺖ ﺑﺎﯾﺪ ﺑﺸﯿﻨﻢ واسه شما جک بذارم…! 😐
نه واقعا درسته…؟! 😀
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دختره تو لاین اومدﻩ pv ﻣﯿﮕﻪ:
ﭘﺴﺘﺎﺕ ﻗﺸﻨﮕﻪ ﻣﯿﺨﻮﺍﻡ ﺑﺎﻫﺎﺕ ﺩﻭﺳﺖ ﺷﻢ
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ﮔﻔﺘﻢ: ﺑﺎﺷﻪ ﻓﺮﺩﺍ ﺑﺮﻧﺎﻣﺖ ﭼﯿﻪ ﺑﺮﯾﻢ ﺑﯿﺮﻭﻥ…
ﻣﯿﮕﻪ: علوم، هدیه اسمانی، بخوانیم بنویسیم، ﻭﺭﺯﺵ 😐
سوم ابتدایی بود
الان دارم امتحان املا ازش میگیرم 😀
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بی صبرانه منتظر جوکای ماه عسل امشبم

نه ک مردممون تنها تو همین زمینه استعداد دارن
یه حس غرور ملی بم دست میده برنامه تموم نشده جوک ها میان بیرون

من به مردم این خاک و بوم افتخار میکنم
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شما هم وقتی با هزار مکافات پتو رو به شکل مورد نظر تون دور خودتون میپیچید و اماده تلیویزیون دیدن میشید یهو میبینید کنترل دور ازتون موند یا من فقط این عذاب دردناک رو چشیدم ؟
تازه به هرکیم میگی کنترلو بده میگه مگه خودت فلجی؟
من که میخام انتقام بگیرم
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دیشب رفتم سینما....

دیالاگای دختر پسری که کنارم نشسته بودن تو سینما.....
دختره.. نباید اعدام بشه
پسره..عزیزم باور کن که اعدام نمیشه
دختره.. قول میدی؟؟؟

پسره..اره گلم یه بوس بده حالا

مملکت نیس که دیونــــه خونس





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In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

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Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


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You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

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The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


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