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1、儿子:妈妈,你和爸爸离婚后,还会结婚吗?
妈妈:会........
儿子:那结婚后新爸爸会对我好吗?
妈妈:会的.......
儿子:你能肯定?
妈妈:当然,新爸爸才是你的亲生父亲!
2、去朋友家拜年,看见朋友那可爱的儿子,我忍不住逗他。
我问:“小朋友,读几年级了?”
小孩:“三年级。”
我问:“哪门课学的最好?”
小孩:“游戏。。。不对,电脑。”
3、班主任很逗,晚上我通宵了,早上回来上早读迟到了,他问我你昨晚干什么了?
我说在宿舍睡觉了。
他来了句:你骗狗呢?
我只好默默的低下头,答了声:‘嗯’。
4、上学那会比较爱美,上课没事就拿镜子出来照照,直到有一天化学老师悄悄走到我身后对我说:“动物世界有那么好看吗?你每天重播那么多遍不烦么?”
我。。。
5、去医院,我前面还有一个病人,医生问他怎么了,他说感冒了,我说你感冒怎么鼻青脸肿的,他说:“主要在床下打了个喷嚏……”
6、教务处为了让大家能安心学习把教学楼wifi关闭了;后来教务处又为了让大家来上课又把教学楼wifi打开了。。。
7、昨天在路上捡了1000块钱,当时就站在那大喊了一声:谁掉了1000块钱,被我捡到了。。结果一下围来一圈人,都说是自己的,然后一哥们当时就跪下了:哥,那是因为儿子看病的钱啊 ,没了那钱我儿子可能就没命啦!然后旁边就没人说话了,我一看那情况,只好把那张1000的冥币拿给了他。。。。
8、家有二货老婆,老婆怀孕许久,就准备进行胎教。
然后每天回到家都会听到老婆对着肚子说:“孩子啊,我是你妈,以后你要赚好多好多钱,然后分我一半,带我吃好吃,让我住大房子。”
我感觉我可能有一个富一代儿子。
9、周末和朋友去踏青,中午休息一朋友捡到200元,很嗨皮的在左拍右拍,下午要回去的时候,在一下坡,由于速度过猛,连人带车都翻了个跟斗,去医院缝了几针,花了200元。这个故事很开心得结束了。
10、今天和室友 聊天 聊谁的童年被教训的最惨 有的说被罚跪板凳 有的说挨揍 有的说鸡毛掸子 这时一个同学淡定的说到 你们知道害怕挨揍躲在床底下 然后又被爷爷用锄头勾出来的感觉是什么样子的么…… ……锄头……亲爷爷啊﹏



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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. Its creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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